“Could This Ex-Cop’s ‘Sales Detective Skills’
Boost Your Profits 387% (Or Higher)
In The Next 11 Weeks?”
Discover how to put your copy and conversions on STEROIDS... plug your “profit leaks” and watch your sales, conversions and profits SOAR!
If you’re ready to discover opportunities you never even imagined existed to extract every dollar of potential profit out of your business...
...Most likely “easy money” you’ve been leaving on the table for YEARS...
...Experience exponential increases in your net profits this year with the same amount of customers you’re presently getting...
...Plug the profit leaks that are bleeding cash out of your business day-in and day-out like a stuck pig...
...And enjoy all these great income boosting benefits while providing more value to your customers, and in the process, turning them into raving fans, loyal to you and your business for years... and maybe even DECADES...
...Then this message could very likely be a seminal moment to growing your business and net profits more over the next 11 months than the last 11 YEARS.
Here’s what it’s all about:
Due to consistent requests to work with me at substantially reduced fees compared my typical copywriting fees, I’ve finally decided to launch a new service called...
That’s kept me from helping a lot of people who really need my intense laser focus on various aspects of their business. And they’ve not been able to take advantage of my slightly eccentric “outside the box” thinking to transform their non-performing business into a profitable one.
Or... my ability to take a reasonably profitable business and quickly turn it into a cash cow that can make the owner wealthy faster than ever imagined.
My high copywriting fees have also robbed me of the joy I could be experiencing helping salt-of-the-earth people who deserve my time and attention... but simply are not able to pay my ever-increasing copywriting fees.
Just to give you an idea of what my most recently updated copywriting fees are... the next fool who even just whispers the word “magalog” is gonna get invoiced for $60,000.
And that’s without me writing one single word of copy! If they actually want me to create the magalog, they’ll need to come up with $100,000 for my up-front advance.
That’s what I'm now calling my “pain and suffering” fee to counteract the stabbing pains I get in my chest and head just thinking about the massive amount of research, skull sweat and energy I have to expend over a 3-month period to produce what has become "the bane of my existence"...
The Magalog!But in spite of my new highly inflated copywriting fees, there are plenty of people I’m able to help for a LOT less than my magalog fee.
About 96.5% less to be exact!And that’s what I’m now doing for the first time ever with my new Marketing Makeover!
I’m going to apply my laser-focused multi-step “sales detective” investigation skills on any marketing piece or process you want to enhance.
I’ll analyze every aspect of your “funnel”, copy and marketing processes to identify every single possible process or opportunity you can improve and exploit to trigger...
EXPONENTIAL Increases In Your Conversions,
Sales And Net Profits!
I’ll investigate, report and formulate a plan of action using my proprietary two-part process.
My “Sales Detective” Investigation
It all starts with a 45 to 60-minute phone, Skype or GoToMeeting discovery session where I investigate every aspect of your marketing, copy, customer acquisition and conversion systems.
I’ll use my sales detective skills to thoroughly investigate EVERYTHING affecting your conversions and profits, including...
- Your theme, hook or “big idea”
- Positioning in your market or niche...
- USP (unique selling proposition)...
- Customer acquisition campaigns...
- Customer retention strategies...
- Up-sells, down-sells and cross-sells...
- Any discrepancies or in-congruencies in your copy or marketing messages that can drive your prospects away...
- Really any areas of your business that directly affect your conversion, sales and profits.
You may be surprised at how deep I dig looking for every single shred of evidence to help your case, increase your conversions and ultimately, invigorate and substantially inflate your income.
You’ll probably discover things you’ve never even considered before and you’ll start looking at many aspects of your business with “fresh eyes.”
After I’ve had enough time (usually 7 to 14 days) to let all the facts and figures we uncovered in our discovery session seep into the deepest recesses of my brain...
...my mind has “connected the dots”...
...AND I’ve allowed all the potential ideas and opportunities for improving your business percolate inside my unconventional marketing mind... we’ll be ready for...
Step 2: I’ll schedule a 60-minute phone, Skype or GoToMeeting conference with you and your key team members to reveal all the specific action steps I’ve uncovered for exponentially improving your sales, conversions, customer retention and profits.
And “Plan Of Attack!”
You also get an audio and/or video recording of this report of findings to refer back to again and again as you roll out and implement these proven “pump up your profits” plans.
Compared To What I Charge To Write CopyLook, if you’ve been jonesing for one-on-one, private, nothing-held-back time with me... but my high copywriting fees have simply made that goal unattainable, this is finally your chance to...
My Marketing Makeover Is A No-Brainer!
- Have my steely blue “gun fighter” eyes and ever-searching mind laser-focused on every aspect of your marketing funnels, sales copy, conversion and follow-up systems...
- Bring out my grizzled ex-cop “sales detective” to relentlessly dig DEEP for every possible clue and relevant detail to get your profits “pumped up” as quickly as possible...
- Take advantage of my highly attuned “spidey sense/persuasion intuition” (developed out of necessity to save my ass dealing with the new scourge of crack cocaine back in the 80’s and all it’s violent turf wars) to take your business... and your entire life... to levels you’ve never even dreamed of before.
Space Is Extremely Limited!Because of the amount of mental time invested... and my 24/7 obsessing and lack of sleep trying to get your offers perfect, I can only reserve 3 Marketing Makeover spots each month.
See, this isn’t simply a “client gig” or just a way for me to pay the bills. As far as money to pay the bills, I don’t need to do this at all.
I could just hang out in my recording studio and take more vacations with the Colombiana.
But I’m a man on a mission. This is a magnificent obsession for me.
Your business challenges and opportunities will occupy my thoughts just about every waking hour of every day. From past experience I’ve even discovered that mentally working on your business will cause me several sleepless nights.
And if that’s the price I have to pay to finally allow you to experience the prosperity and lifestyle you’ve dreamed about for years... I’m more than happy to lose a little sleep for you.
But I can’t work with just anybody.
This offer is strictly limited to only three people per month who recognize its value... AND have the guts to do whatever it takes to squeeze every ounce of “juice” out of this one-of-a-kind opportunity.
Who is Doberman Dan’s
Marketing Makeover For?
- Experienced business owners who’ve plateaued, need a breakthrough... and especially need an experienced objective outsider who can look at their business with fresh eyes. (After all, you can’t see the picture if you’re in the frame, can you?)
- Rookies looking to “leapfrog” over the learning curve and get up and running and into big profits as fast as possible...
- Entrepreneurs who need experienced help developing new marketing and advertising programs...
- And really anyone in business who knows that getting access to my marketing brain can be the impetus to one of the most exciting adventures of your life.
I want to be absolutely sure I’m only working with the right people. People who can get the maximum benefit from all my skull sweat and 24/7 obsessing on their business.
So I’m doing doing some pretty stringent qualifying.
Relax. It ain’t like trying to get into the Juilliard School of Music or something like that.
The process is simple.
After you invest the fee to reserve one of the limited monthly spots, you’ll be directed to fill out a brief online questionnaire. You’ll also need to list the website(s), marketing processes, funnels or sales copy for review.
After reviewing your questionnaire, if for some reason I don’t feel you’re a good fit, your fee will be IMMEDIATELY refunded and you’ll be sent an explanation why you weren’t selected. (I also might suggest you contact one of my Doberman Dan-approved junior copywriters to get your stuff closer to the level it needs to be in order for us to work together.)
If you are selected, my faithful assistant Jackie will touch base with you within 24 to 48 hours (except weekends and holidays) to schedule Step 1 of the process... our Discovery call, Skype or GoToMeeting together.
More Than HALF OFFUntil this launch of my new Marketing Makeover program, the only way you could work with me on a consulting or copywriting project was to meet me in Orlando for an 8-hour Discover Day. The fee for that is $8000... $1,000 an hour.
My Regular Consulting Fee!
With all the intense “gray matter” time I’m going to invest in your Marketing Makeover, you’ll be getting at the very least 8 hours of my laser focused attention on you, your goals and your business. Actually with my uncontrollable obsession to over-deliver, you’ll be getting a lot more than 8 hours of “cranium-crunching” from me.
But don’t worry. Instead of my normal $1,000/hour fee...
Your Marketing MakeoverIt’s simply the most affordable way to work with me one-on-one and get the highest return on investment... as long as you’re a “doer” and have what it takes to get your hands dirty implementing my proven programs and recommendations.
Is Only $3,495!
By the way, if our Marketing Makeover leads to any additional project work within 30 days, 100% of the fee will be applied to the future project we agree to work on together.
Look, I’m going to invest a substantial amount of time in you and your business that I could be spending with my family... or with my first passion... my music.
But I believe one of the most important things I was put on this earth to do is help other entrepreneurs develop an incredible lifestyle and income like I’ve done.
So I’m happy to make this investment in you... as long as you’re truly serious about making the changes necessary to totally benefit from your Marketing Makeover.
Once we both make the decision we’re a good fit together and we’re moving forward with this... it’s you and me together until we see this thing through.
And since I can’t get my time back...
There are NO REFUNDS.So if you have the least little bit of doubt about my marketing & copywriting chops, my stellar reputation and the unique abilities, insights and skills I bring to the table... gained from working side-by-side with the true marketing legends in our industry... I beg you...
Please Pass On This Offer!Get out of the way and let a truly worthy person who isn’t paralyzed by fear get one of these limited spots so they can experience all these wonderful breakthroughs they deserve.
BUT... if you’re sincerely ready to enjoy the increased income and financial freedom that comes with having a truly extraordinary and prosperous business that runs like a finely tuned machine... grab your Marketing Makeover spot right now while they’re still available.
If I’ve already booked all the spots for the month, you’ll be presented an opt-in box so you can get on the notification list. As soon as a spot opens up I’ll send you an email notification letting you know a new Marketing Makeover spot is available.
I’m excited about working with you!
All the best,
P.S. IMPORTANT: You will be taken to a Paypal checkout page for processing... but you do NOT need a Paypal account to complete payment.
You can pay with any major credit card by clicking the link that says: "Don't have a Paypal account."
Then you simply enter in your credit card details just like a regular online merchant account credit card processing system.
Reserve your Marketing Makeover
spot TODAY for only $3,495!
All the best,